Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.