Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'. "

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.