Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.