Why did the cellphone go to court?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Cellphone Jokes More Cellphone Jokes

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court