Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Cellphone Jokes More Cellphone Jokes

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...