What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

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They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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I'm canadian and i was just wondering

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Because they are never included in anything.

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

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Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.