Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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Wave to him!

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He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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They have no home to run to

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There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.