Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

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What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Stutter Jokes More Stutter Jokes

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.