What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank