What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

No, I'm dead serious."

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What is the best joke you have heard?

Any best joke

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.