What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.