How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

How did you get into my house?

business.

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How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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What do you call a crappy skin cream?

Disappointment

Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.