How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What does disappointment feel like?

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Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.