How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

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Underwear Replenishment

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How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke