How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

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How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke