What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

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Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

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How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"