Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Because of all the cheetahs !

What animal should you never play cards with?

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!