Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!