How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Damn"

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam"

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.