What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

Previous Random Joke Next

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.