What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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Who ya gonna call?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.