What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!