What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes