What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.