What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

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What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!