How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

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What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.