How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

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What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel