On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
They're always getting hooked up
Fish and ships.
Cancer.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Taking shellfies with their shellphones.
He was talking on his shellphone.
I keep getting calls in the night.
