How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

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What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel