SUPPLIES!
The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Derpentine.
A liquor cabinet.
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.