Who drives?

The police officer

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming