What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )