What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.