They explode when triggered.
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Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
Landmines.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
A landmine.
Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
The rooster clucks defiance.
A brick-layer !
The foxtrot !
Life.
Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Wharf!
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.
Neigh-Palm
A baby in a microwave
