Landmine Jokes

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How Many Feminist does it take to Screw SRSer ?

None, Even Feminist have standarts

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night