Boom Jokes

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

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What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

How did the firefly react when he was stepped on?

He was delighted.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?

a pizza can feed a family of four

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.