Boom Jokes

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

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What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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They both came in a little behind.

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Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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He didn't have the hare fare.

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When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

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Fire Crackers.

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BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!