Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.