Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!