Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )