Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint