Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.