The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
The higher it flies, the much.
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
They both love stoning women.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Philately will get you no where.
A: I'm at wick's end.
A. Electricity.
With its punchline
The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.
She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "
A brother, because you can choose your friends.