Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

How do you reject a French girl?

Just say neaux.

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What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Mr. T Jokes More Mr. T Jokes

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Socialism Jokes More Socialism Jokes

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."