What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized