What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized