How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

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What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."