How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.