Dorito Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Chip Monk Jokes More Chip Monk Jokes

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

Triangular Jokes More Triangular Jokes

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !