Dorito Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

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What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

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What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Chip Monk Jokes More Chip Monk Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?