A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
An American
No hard feelings.
Oven mitts.
A: Lettuce pray
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
She wanted to lay it on the line!
Jesus. He went for the cross
Go go power rangers!
GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y
You turn off the lights.
I bang them both on my coffee table at night.
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
He pondered the question "Toby, or not Toby "
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
