What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

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What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher?

He pondered the question "Toby, or not Toby "

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.