What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...