What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss