What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"