What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Vine Jokes More Vine Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

Jane Jokes More Jane Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane