What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...