What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

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What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

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What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.