How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!