How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!