How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.