What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

How does a solar system have a party?

How does a solar system have a party? They planet

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip