What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

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Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !