How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.