How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What are 3 two letter words that say small?

A: Is it in.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"