3 Word Jokes

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

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Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

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What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

Which is the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

What are instructions?

Correct."

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once