How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!