Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

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What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !