Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.