Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!