Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.