What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.