What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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Why did one friend not get any?

He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.

What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

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What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.