What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Costume Jokes More Costume Jokes

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.