What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.