What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!