How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

Egg Cup Jokes More Egg Cup Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer