How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

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Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"