How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D