Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the mexican push his wife over the bridge?

Tequila"

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.