Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.