What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

Gallon Jokes More Gallon Jokes

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.